I want to write a play on words, think about this, It’ll be a play where every line is a play on words and even the title is a play because it’s a play and a play on words, and when performed the stage from an aerial view and front stage view will be a collage of words so the play WILL BE ON WORDS.
House Rules in the Event of The Zombie Apocalype
Im not, obsessed im just prepared
Not obsessed. Prepared.
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?
Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.
WHAT THE FUCK I COME ON THIS WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE FUCK EVERYTHING IM DONE
Fuck I need to watch the iron giant again
Iron giant is my main shit.
This’ll feel you up.
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”